What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Where does a potato go to college?DeFryWhat do you call a baby potato? Small fry
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend. She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?” He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”
What’s a potato’s favorite TV programme? Starch Trek.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie?The Silence of the Yams.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Thinking Of You Message Ideas:
All of a "spudden" I thought of you.
Sending A Message To Your Crush:
You're a super "spud"
What a "Spud" you are
You are one hot "tater"
I just wanted to "starch" your day off with a smile.
We got off to a bad "Starch" Can we give it one more "yam"
In A Relationship Messages:
My love "sprouts" for you more and more
If we played "hot potato" I'd lose because I'd never let you go.
You're the "tater" to my "tot". I miss you a lot
Best Friend Messages:
We are the best spuds.
Suns out tots out.
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