Anonymous Potato Message Ideas - Potato Puns

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Potato Puns

• What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
• Where does a potato go to college?DeFryWhat do you call a baby potato? Small fry

• Potato puns are a-peeling.
• What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
• What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
• Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
• A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend. She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?” He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”
• What’s a potato’s favorite TV programme? Starch Trek.

• What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie?The Silence of the Yams.
• What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.

Thinking Of You Message Ideas:

• All of a "spudden" I thought of you.

Sending A Message To Your Crush:

• You're a super "spud"
• What a "Spud" you are
• You are one hot "tater"
• I just wanted to "starch" your day off with a smile.
• We got off to a bad "Starch" Can we give it one more "yam"

In A Relationship Messages:

• My love "sprouts" for you more and more
• If we played "hot potato" I'd lose because I'd never let you go. 
• You're the "tater" to my "tot". I miss you a lot

Best Friend Messages:

• We are the best spuds.

Summer Messages:

• Suns out tots out.