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Anonymous Potato Message Ideas - Potato Puns

May 11, 2020 5 min read

Anonymous Potato Message Ideas - Potato Puns

Need ideas to put on your potato? 

Potato Puns

  • What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
  • Where does a potato go to college?DeFryWhat do you call a baby potato? Small fry
  • Potato puns are a-peeling.
  • What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
  • What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
  • Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
  • A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend. She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?” He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”
  • What’s a potato’s favorite TV programme? Starch Trek.
  • What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie?The Silence of the Yams.
  • What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
  • What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  • You’re a potato now
  • Packers suck. - Send picture of a bears player. 
  • Don’t be a potato head. - Photo of their head
  • Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours! Sincerely, your ride or fry
  • I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed, but to her, it was just small potatoes
  • This potato isn't low carb, so you know where you can stick it.
  • It's been a rough month. Here's a cicada-free potato!
  • I love you, potato breath.
  • Hi, I'm a Potato.
  • Spuddies Never Say Die!
  • Sorry you wrecked your spud!!! So glad you're okay! 
  • Your customer service is Spud-tacular!
  • You like potato and I like potahto - You like tomato and I like tomahto - Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto
  • This is your potato. There are many like it but this one is yours.
  • Let’s get smashed
  • Admit it. You think I am appealing 
  • You're a lazy freeloading potato. Grow up! Or lose your free ride.
  • We wanted to send you something truly SPUDtacular, but all we could come up with was this potato.

Happy Birthday 

  • Happy Birthday Friend! Enjoy the spud!
  • You're our Little Sweet Potato. . . we hope you have a SPUD-TACULAR Birthday!!!
  • Happy Birthday Stupid <3
  • Happy birthday, you absolute dickhole
  • You’re 40! Shamalamadingdong!
  • It’s your birthday? Well I’ll be damned.
  • This is a NON-birthday present
  • Since you didn’t want anything specific for your birthday..
  • happy bday to you, your 10000000000000 and 2 you are a potato and u smell like one 2
  • I can tell you miss my face. Here it is on a potato. Happy birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, hope its spud-tacular
  • Happy birthday spuddy
  • Please turn me into Potato Vodka! Happy Birthday Val!
  • Happy birthday you silly bitch.
  • A potato for your birthday.
  • I am sorry I can't be there for your birthday. But I hope you have a spudtastic BDay. Get baked, or get smashed! Love ya
  • I thought this might be a little "a-peeling" to you. Happy Birthday, spud.....I mean stud! (photo of super model)
  • Happy Birthday, you wanted something... well this is what you are getting... considering where you live

Thinking Of You Message Ideas:

  • All of a "spudden" I thought of you.

Sending A Message To Your Crush:

  • You're a super "spud"
  • What a "Spud" you are
  • You are one hot "tater"
  • I just wanted to "starch" your day off with a smile.
  • We got off to a bad "Starch" Can we give it one more "yam"

Romance Messages:

  • My love "sprouts" for you more and more
  • If we played "hot potato" I'd lose because I'd never let you go. 
  • You're the "tater" to my "tot". I miss you a lot
  • You're one hot potato, super ap-peeling to me baby. I love you!
  • You Are & Always Will Be My Potato. I Love You So Much!
  • Looooovvvvveeesss You!!! (With Picture Of You)
  • Just because I love you and I love potatoes. You are one of my two favorite things!
  • For the prettiest potato I've ever met! <3
  • You're one "HOT" potato! ;) Have a mashing day!
  • You are my National Treasure. (Photo of Nicolas Cage)

Best Friend Messages:

  • We are the best spuds.
  • I’m watching you bestie <3 - (Add a face of your eyes)
  • This Spud's for you good buddy. Have a cold one on me.
  • Spuddies Never Say Die!

Summer Messages:

  • Suns out tots out. 
  • Happy Summer!
  • Thank you for a fun start to summer!!!!!!!!


  • We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty…
  • I regretfully inform you that your Christmas gift got lost in Santa’s workshop. Accept this apology potato. Eat well.
  • Get potatod
  • I hope this makes you laugh!
  • Don’t be fucking rude
  • Dad. It’s me, Luke. Love me for who I am, a potato! Thanks.
  • You smell like cheese
  • I just wanted to say: go fuck yourself, respectfully, of course :)
  • Nice Head! (send photo of their head)
  • Irish famine prevention kit.
  • Send toe pics.
  • Potato Potato. An eye for an eye
  • What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
  • I sent you a mf’ing potato
  • At least it's not a glitter bomb!!!
  • We know. Signed, Taco Bell
  • Fucking werewolf..
  • I drove 500 miles in a single day to send you this potato. By the way, I let my butt hamsters crawl all over it. Enjoy!


  • Hope you are enjoying your new place. XOXO, (your name)  - (You can add an XOXO pop up card.)
  • Welcome to your new home!!! Another thing I found that I could put my face on....that's what she said.
  • HAPPY WEDDING! We are celebrating you from afar. Lots and lots of love
  • Congrats on your new house. Shit ass.
  • Congrats on your new house. You over paid. 
  • Hey Spuddy! The EYES of Texas are upon you! Make us proud!

Father’s Day

  • To the Couch Potato, Happy Father's Day! - From the Hot Potato
  • Happy Father’s Day! Hope you get to be a couch potato today!
  • Happy Father's Day from your Ace child, 
  • You're one hot potato, Dad! Happy Dad's Day from your best spuds!
  • A practical Father's Day gift. Let's get baked.
  • Happy Fathers Day Dad! Hope you have a mashing good, tatertastic day! Love you so much!
  • Happy Fathers Day Dad!! I hope you have the most spudtastic day ever! Love you tons and tons!
  • Happy Father's Day ya potato head!
  • We're a potato! Happy Father's day!! (photo of you and your dad)
  • If you think this is weird, then just wait.
  • Hey spud-muffin! Here's to one hot potato on this Father's Day, you're a real tubermensch! From, The Tots
  • Happy Father's Day from your #1 Spud!
  • Happy Fathers Day to the most spud-tacular Dad around!
  • Happy Father's Day!!! From your middle Tot
  • Happy Father’s day, Padre. I didn’t know what to get you so here’s a potato with your face on it! Love you!
  • You even look handsome on a potato!! Happy Father's Day to an awesome Dad!
  • Imagining your face opening this..priceless.
  • The Monkey Card supply has run dry... this will have to do instead. (put a picture of a monkey on it)
  • Happy “Farters” Day to the man who has never met a potato he doesn’t like!


  • Don’t deny your greatness
  • Have a super great day!
  • Act II: Stressful Week :) Hope this makes you smile
  • You're off to great places, today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so.... get on your way!
  • Thanks for being the best bro ever
  • You can do the thing! Potato believes in you! <3
  • Yes I sent you a potato with a message. Sorry there wasn't more on it love all you guys have a great day potato potato potato
  • "Eye knew it! Eye knew it!" We knew you would make it to Brazil. Just remember Psalm 34:15 and know we love you!
  • I wanted to visit, but I couldn't get away. Instead, I had to send this imi-tater. Keep being amazing. :-)

Repurchase Messages

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you probably thought you’d never get another potato didn’t you?


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