Anonymous Potato Message Ideas - Potato Puns

Anonymous Potato Message Ideas - Potato Puns

Need ideas to put on your potato? 

Potato Puns

  • What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
  • Where does a potato go to college?DeFryWhat do you call a baby potato? Small fry
  • Potato puns are a-peeling.
  • What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
  • What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
  • Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
  • A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend. She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?” He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”
  • What’s a potato’s favorite TV programme? Starch Trek.
  • What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie?The Silence of the Yams.
  • What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.

Thinking Of You Message Ideas:

  • All of a "spudden" I thought of you.

Sending A Message To Your Crush:

  • You're a super "spud"
  • What a "Spud" you are
  • You are one hot "tater"
  • I just wanted to "starch" your day off with a smile.
  • We got off to a bad "Starch" Can we give it one more "yam"

In A Relationship Messages:

  • My love "sprouts" for you more and more
  • If we played "hot potato" I'd lose because I'd never let you go. 
  • You're the "tater" to my "tot". I miss you a lot

Best Friend Messages:

  • We are the best spuds.

Summer Messages:

  • Suns out tots out.