Turn any face into a potato and send it anonymously. Upload a photo, add your custom message, and we’ll print it directly onto a real potato — yes, an actual potato — and ship it to your unsuspecting victim. Whether you’re pranking a friend, roasting a coworker, surprising a partner, or sending the weirdest birthday gift ever, this is guaranteed to get a reaction. Each potato is carefully prepared, your message is hand-written, and your identity stays completely anonymous (unless you want credit for the chaos). It’s the perfect mix of funny, confusing, and unforgettable. Great for gag gifts, office pranks, birthdays, breakups, inside jokes, or just because. Ships fast and arrives ready to cause maximum confusion.
We ship via USPS First Class Mail from our Dallas, TX facility. Orders typically arrive in 3–7 business days from your selected ship date. We do our very best to ship on the chosen date but cannot guarantee the exact shipment day.
Because our potatoes are perishable and custom-printed, we cannot accept returns. If your potato arrives damaged or the order is incorrect, email support@anonymouspotato.com within 48 hours of delivery and we'll make it right.
