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Christmas Potato Cuffed Beanie
Christmas Potato Cuffed Beanie
Christmas Potato Cuffed Beanie
Christmas Potato Cuffed Beanie
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Christmas Potato Cuffed Beanie

$ 21.00$ 25.00
84 potatoes sent today · Ships in 1–4 days
A snug, form-fitting beanie. It's not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone's wardrobe. 100% Turbo Acrylic 12" in length Hypoallergenic  Unisex style

A snug, form-fitting beanie. It's not only a great head-warming piece but a staple accessory in anyone's wardrobe. 100% Turbo Acrylic 12" in length Hypoallergenic  Unisex style

Upload your photo using the form above. We handle all the cropping and printing — just make sure it's a clear, well-lit photo facing the camera.
We process orders in 1–3 business days, then standard USPS shipping takes 3–7 business days. Plan for 5–10 business days total from order to delivery.
Yes! Choose a future ship date on the product page. Perfect for timed pranks, birthdays, or passive-aggressive surprises.
Enter the RECIPIENT's shipping address — the person getting the potato. Use YOUR email so you get the order confirmation.
100%. We ship with no return address containing your name. The recipient will have no idea who sent it — unless you tell them.
Nope! It arrives as a bare potato in the mail. No box, no bubble wrap. Just a potato. It's exactly as weird as it sounds.
Fun, sarcastic, heartfelt, mildly profane — all welcome. No hateful, threatening, or harmful content.
Faces, pets, memes, anything funny. Clear and well-lit works best. No nudity or threatening imagery.
We print photos and text only — no hand-drawn artwork at this time.

Uploading a Photo

  • Upload a picture of a single person (or pet). Our team will make sure that face fits just right on the potato. If you upload a photo with more than one person, we won't know who to put on the potato!
  • No need to crop — we handle all cropping. For optimal results, upload a high-quality image.

Custom Text

  • Limit your message to 130 characters if possible.

Checking Out

  • Provide the recipient's shipping address and your email address on the checkout page.
  • We ship anonymously — our fulfillment address appears as the sender, not yours.

Shipping

We ship via USPS First Class Mail from our Dallas, TX facility. Orders typically arrive in 3–7 business days from your selected ship date. We do our very best to ship on the chosen date but cannot guarantee the exact shipment day.

Returns & Refunds

Because our potatoes are perishable and custom-printed, we cannot accept returns. If your potato arrives damaged or the order is incorrect, email support@anonymouspotato.com within 48 hours of delivery and we'll make it right.

Christmas Potato Cuffed Beanie

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