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Valentine Sweet Potato
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Valentine Sweet Potato

$ 28.99$ 30.99
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Show your sweetie how much they mean to you for Valentine's Day! Send an Anonymous Potato Message to Anyone in the U.S.  Please order 1 potato at a time if purchasing multiple potatoes that are going to different shipping addresses.    Put...
💬 What Should the Potato Say? Required
0 / Keep it short & savage (130 max)
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💬 Most people pick "Funny" messages
📅 When Should It Ship? Required
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Show your sweetie how much they mean to you for Valentine's Day! Send an Anonymous Potato Message to Anyone in the U.S.  Please order 1 potato at a time if purchasing multiple potatoes that are going to different shipping addresses.    Put your email address NOT the person receiving the product during the checkout or the person receiving the product will be notified when the product has shipped. Limited to 130 characters **NOTE - You must type the ADDRESS of the RECIPIENT, YOUR EMAIL (Not the recipients) and include your Anonymous Message & Instructions under the "SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS FOR SELLER" upon Checkout. When sending an anonymous potato to a Commercial Address, you must put the name of the company upon checkout. When using a Coupon Code be sure to Hit APPLY after entering the code. 

Upload your photo using the form above. We handle all the cropping and printing — just make sure it's a clear, well-lit photo facing the camera.
We process orders in 1–3 business days, then standard USPS shipping takes 3–7 business days. Plan for 5–10 business days total from order to delivery.
Yes! Choose a future ship date on the product page. Perfect for timed pranks, birthdays, or passive-aggressive surprises.
Enter the RECIPIENT's shipping address — the person getting the potato. Use YOUR email so you get the order confirmation.
100%. We ship with no return address containing your name. The recipient will have no idea who sent it — unless you tell them.
Nope! It arrives as a bare potato in the mail. No box, no bubble wrap. Just a potato. It's exactly as weird as it sounds.
Fun, sarcastic, heartfelt, mildly profane — all welcome. No hateful, threatening, or harmful content.
Faces, pets, memes, anything funny. Clear and well-lit works best. No nudity or threatening imagery.
We print photos and text only — no hand-drawn artwork at this time.

Uploading a Photo

  • Upload a picture of a single person (or pet). Our team will make sure that face fits just right on the potato. If you upload a photo with more than one person, we won't know who to put on the potato!
  • No need to crop — we handle all cropping. For optimal results, upload a high-quality image.

Custom Text

  • Limit your message to 130 characters if possible.

Checking Out

  • Provide the recipient's shipping address and your email address on the checkout page.
  • We ship anonymously — our fulfillment address appears as the sender, not yours.

Shipping

We ship via USPS First Class Mail from our Dallas, TX facility. Orders typically arrive in 3–7 business days from your selected ship date. We do our very best to ship on the chosen date but cannot guarantee the exact shipment day.

Returns & Refunds

Because our potatoes are perishable and custom-printed, we cannot accept returns. If your potato arrives damaged or the order is incorrect, email support@anonymouspotato.com within 48 hours of delivery and we'll make it right.

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