Anonymous Potato Message Ideas - Potato Puns

Need ideas to put on your potato? 

Potato Puns

• What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
• Where does a potato go to college?DeFryWhat do you call a baby potato? Small fry
• Potato puns are a-peeling.
• What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
• What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
• Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
• A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend. She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?” He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”
• What’s a potato’s favorite TV programme? Starch Trek.
• What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie?The Silence of the Yams.
• What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
• You’re a potato now
• Packers suck. - Send picture of a bears player. 
• Don’t be a potato head. - Photo of their head
• Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours! Sincerely, your ride or fry
• I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed, but to her, it was just small potatoes
• This potato isn't low carb, so you know where you can stick it.
• It's been a rough month. Here's a cicada-free potato!
• I love you, potato breath.
• POPOTATO
• Hi, I'm a Potato.
• Spuddies Never Say Die!
• Sorry you wrecked your spud!!! So glad you're okay! 
• Your customer service is Spud-tacular!
• You like potato and I like potahto - You like tomato and I like tomahto - Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto
• This is your potato. There are many like it but this one is yours.
• Let’s get smashed
• I LIKE POTATOES
• Admit it. You think I am appealing 
• You're a lazy freeloading potato. Grow up! Or lose your free ride.
• We wanted to send you something truly SPUDtacular, but all we could come up with was this potato.

Happy Birthday 

• Happy Birthday Friend! Enjoy the spud!
• You're our Little Sweet Potato. . . we hope you have a SPUD-TACULAR Birthday!!!
• Happy Birthday Stupid <3
• Happy birthday, you absolute dickhole
• You’re 40! Shamalamadingdong!
• It’s your birthday? Well I’ll be damned.
• This is a NON-birthday present
• Since you didn’t want anything specific for your birthday..
• happy bday to you, your 10000000000000 and 2 you are a potato and u smell like one 2
• I can tell you miss my face. Here it is on a potato. Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday, hope its spud-tacular
• Happy birthday spuddy
• Please turn me into Potato Vodka! Happy Birthday Val!
• Happy birthday you silly bitch.
• A potato for your birthday.
• I am sorry I can't be there for your birthday. But I hope you have a spudtastic BDay. Get baked, or get smashed! Love ya
• I thought this might be a little "a-peeling" to you. Happy Birthday, spud.....I mean stud! (photo of super model)
• Happy Birthday, you wanted something... well this is what you are getting... considering where you live

Thinking Of You Message Ideas:

• All of a "spudden" I thought of you.

Sending A Message To Your Crush:

• You're a super "spud"
• What a "Spud" you are
• You are one hot "tater"
• I just wanted to "starch" your day off with a smile.
• We got off to a bad "Starch" Can we give it one more "yam"

Romance Messages:

• My love "sprouts" for you more and more
• If we played "hot potato" I'd lose because I'd never let you go. 
• You're the "tater" to my "tot". I miss you a lot
• You're one hot potato, super ap-peeling to me baby. I love you!
• You Are & Always Will Be My Potato. I Love You So Much!
• Looooovvvvveeesss You!!! (With Picture Of You)
• Just because I love you and I love potatoes. You are one of my two favorite things!
• For the prettiest potato I've ever met! <3
• You're one "HOT" potato! ;) Have a mashing day!
• You are my National Treasure. (Photo of Nicolas Cage)

Best Friend Messages:

• We are the best spuds.
• I’m watching you bestie <3 - (Add a face of your eyes)
• This Spud's for you good buddy. Have a cold one on me.
• Spuddies Never Say Die!
• BEST SPUDS FOREVER

Summer Messages:

• Suns out tots out. 
• Happy Summer!
• Thank you for a fun start to summer!!!!!!!!

Dumb/Funny

• We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty…
• I regretfully inform you that your Christmas gift got lost in Santa’s workshop. Accept this apology potato. Eat well.
• Get potatod
• I hope this makes you laugh!
• Don’t be fucking rude
• Dad. It’s me, Luke. Love me for who I am, a potato! Thanks.
• You smell like cheese
• I just wanted to say: go fuck yourself, respectfully, of course :)
• Nice Head! (send photo of their head)
• Irish famine prevention kit.
• Send toe pics.
• Potato Potato. An eye for an eye
• What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
• I sent you a mf’ing potato
• At least it's not a glitter bomb!!!
• We know. Signed, Taco Bell
• Fucking werewolf..
• I drove 500 miles in a single day to send you this potato. By the way, I let my butt hamsters crawl all over it. Enjoy!

Milestones/Congrats

• Hope you are enjoying your new place. XOXO, (your name)  - (You can add an XOXO pop up card.)
• Welcome to your new home!!! Another thing I found that I could put my face on....that's what she said.
• HAPPY WEDDING! We are celebrating you from afar. Lots and lots of love
• Congrats on your new house. Shit ass.
• Congrats on your new house. You over paid. 
• Hey Spuddy! The EYES of Texas are upon you! Make us proud!

Father’s Day

• To the Couch Potato, Happy Father's Day! - From the Hot Potato
• Happy Father’s Day! Hope you get to be a couch potato today!
• Happy Father's Day from your Ace child, 
• You're one hot potato, Dad! Happy Dad's Day from your best spuds!
• A practical Father's Day gift. Let's get baked.
• Happy Fathers Day Dad! Hope you have a mashing good, tatertastic day! Love you so much!
• Happy Fathers Day Dad!! I hope you have the most spudtastic day ever! Love you tons and tons!
• Happy Father's Day ya potato head!
• We're a potato! Happy Father's day!! (photo of you and your dad)
• If you think this is weird, then just wait.
• Hey spud-muffin! Here's to one hot potato on this Father's Day, you're a real tubermensch! From, The Tots
• Happy Father's Day from your #1 Spud!
• Happy Fathers Day to the most spud-tacular Dad around!
• Happy Father's Day!!! From your middle Tot
• Happy Father’s day, Padre. I didn’t know what to get you so here’s a potato with your face on it! Love you!
• You even look handsome on a potato!! Happy Father's Day to an awesome Dad!
• Imagining your face opening this..priceless.
• The Monkey Card supply has run dry... this will have to do instead. (put a picture of a monkey on it)
• Happy “Farters” Day to the man who has never met a potato he doesn’t like!

Uplifting/Encouragement 

• Don’t deny your greatness
• Have a super great day!
• HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
• Act II: Stressful Week :) Hope this makes you smile
• You're off to great places, today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so.... get on your way!
• Thanks for being the best bro ever
• You can do the thing! Potato believes in you! <3
• Yes I sent you a potato with a message. Sorry there wasn't more on it love all you guys have a great day potato potato potato
• "Eye knew it! Eye knew it!" We knew you would make it to Brazil. Just remember Psalm 34:15 and know we love you!
• I wanted to visit, but I couldn't get away. Instead, I had to send this imi-tater. Keep being amazing. :-)

Repurchase Messages

• Roses are red, violets are blue, you probably thought you’d never get another potato didn’t you?