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Old As Shit Sash
Old As Shit Sash
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Old As Shit Sash

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Perfect Gift For Old Men & Women This old as the shit sash is perfect for Birthdays or retirements!  This sash will help your old pal celebrate in style with an unforgettable with our Old As Shit sash. Our sash is...

Perfect Gift For Old Men & Women This old as the shit sash is perfect for Birthdays or retirements!  This sash will help your old pal celebrate in style with an unforgettable with our Old As Shit sash. Our sash is suitable for both men or women and looks great with whatever you wear. Wearing our Old As Shit sash will have you standing out in a crowd.  Specs Material: Made of premium satin, skin-friendly, and no odor. Size: Our sashes are one size fits all. One side measures approximately 80cm(L) and 9.5cm (W）. Connection: Our sashes are sewn at the end so no need for pins. 

Upload your photo using the form above. We handle all the cropping and printing — just make sure it's a clear, well-lit photo facing the camera.
We process orders in 1–3 business days, then standard USPS shipping takes 3–7 business days. Plan for 5–10 business days total from order to delivery.
Yes! Choose a future ship date on the product page. Perfect for timed pranks, birthdays, or passive-aggressive surprises.
Enter the RECIPIENT's shipping address — the person getting the potato. Use YOUR email so you get the order confirmation.
100%. We ship with no return address containing your name. The recipient will have no idea who sent it — unless you tell them.
Nope! It arrives as a bare potato in the mail. No box, no bubble wrap. Just a potato. It's exactly as weird as it sounds.
Fun, sarcastic, heartfelt, mildly profane — all welcome. No hateful, threatening, or harmful content.
Faces, pets, memes, anything funny. Clear and well-lit works best. No nudity or threatening imagery.
We print photos and text only — no hand-drawn artwork at this time.

Uploading a Photo

  • Upload a picture of a single person (or pet). Our team will make sure that face fits just right on the potato. If you upload a photo with more than one person, we won't know who to put on the potato!
  • No need to crop — we handle all cropping. For optimal results, upload a high-quality image.

Custom Text

  • Limit your message to 130 characters if possible.

Checking Out

  • Provide the recipient's shipping address and your email address on the checkout page.
  • We ship anonymously — our fulfillment address appears as the sender, not yours.

Shipping

We ship via USPS First Class Mail from our Dallas, TX facility. Orders typically arrive in 3–7 business days from your selected ship date. We do our very best to ship on the chosen date but cannot guarantee the exact shipment day.

Returns & Refunds

Because our potatoes are perishable and custom-printed, we cannot accept returns. If your potato arrives damaged or the order is incorrect, email support@anonymouspotato.com within 48 hours of delivery and we'll make it right.

Old As Shit Sash

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